If there aren't any more questions , I will start my reign of terror now >:)

Has anyone ever made an oc character based on your really kind of negative emotions and dark desires with a bit of exaggeration for the drama? Like the character is like you but not at the same time but just like a really interesting version of yourself and much more egotistical. They do things you normally wouldn’t do but secretly want to do and say? 

Just curious. It is truly pretty freaky if you aren’t careful. Like the characteristics start consuming over you and you become something else and obsess over it. It can start out fun but can really alter the thinking process and lose yourself in it all.

And she’s a ribbon around a bomb. People admire it’s shear strength, power and beauty, but nobody wants to be close to it.

— A Scorpio Woman  (via a-scorpio-woman)

antifeminist-egalitarian:

aureuscrush:

tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
…
seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

Candy nipple tassels?! Yes please!

Imagine if you had these and they fell out of your pocket or something, because there’s literally nothing you can say to pass it off as just a normal thing. You’d just have to own it like “yeah, I have candy nipple tassels, ‘cause yo mama’s kinky like that”.

antifeminist-egalitarian:

aureuscrush:

tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

Candy nipple tassels?! Yes please!

Imagine if you had these and they fell out of your pocket or something, because there’s literally nothing you can say to pass it off as just a normal thing. You’d just have to own it like “yeah, I have candy nipple tassels, ‘cause yo mama’s kinky like that”.

(Source: ancestor)

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

precumming:

femmeshepard:

bewbin:

precumming:

nothing a nice hot shower cant fix :)

What if I’m tryna cool down?

Having a hot shower will actually accellerate your body’s response to overheating and trigger all the necessary functions to cool you down faster. Not to mention once you’re out of the shower, outside of it feels cooler to you.

nothing a nice hot shower cant fix :)

(Source: precumming)

God this laptop was shitty from the start. It can’t even last long enough without the plug. It was like at 53% energy and it fucking turns itself off without warning . lmao.